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Bambi Seeks Mr. Big – The Tawdry World of Natural Selection Speed Dating

Bambi seeks Mr. Big – the tawdry world of Natural Selection Speed Dating By Lisa Earle McLeod www.forgetperfect.com The official verdict is in. Rich men want great-looking women, and gorgeous women prefer wealthy men. At least that’s the premise behind Natural Selection Speed Dating, the tackiest thing to hit the.

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What Is The Meaning Of Life And Why Are Other People So *#%@! Annoying?

What Is the Meaning Of Life and Why Are Other People So *#%@! Annoying? Excerpted from “Finding Grace When You Can’t Even Find Clean Underwear”By Lisa Earle McLeod www.forgetperfect.com I’m an expert in mommy guilt, corporate disillusionment, martial misery, slacker parenting, faux housework, flat-line libidos and drive-thru spirituality. Yet people.

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Finding Grace When You're Surrounded by Idiots

Finding Grace When You’re Surrounded by Idiots Excerpted from “Finding Grace When You Can’t Even Find Clean Underwear”By Lisa Earle McLeod www.forgetperfect.com “The common denominator in all your failed relationships is YOU!” My sister and I found this truism on a “demotivational” poster on www.Despair.com, a site offering a hilarious.

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Cast Your Vote To Help A Kid Who Needs You

Cast Your Vote To Help A Kid Who Needs You By Lisa Earle McLeod www.forgetperfect.com Sometimes you don’t know whether to laugh or cry. Do you talk about Sanjaya getting voted off “America Idol” and how a couple of weird hairdos can make you a national celebrity? Or do you.

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Liars, Loose Women and the Lonely Game of Love

Liars, Loose Women and the Lonely Game of Love By Lisa Earle McLeod www.forgetperfect.com The Other Woman. Is she a victim or a vixen? A brazen hussy or the girl next door? I’ll admit it: I’m fascinated by cheaters. My husband and I have been married for over 20 years..

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Planes, Trains And Drive-Through Fools

Planes, trains and drive-through fools By Lisa Earle McLeod www.forgetperfect.com There are some situations that just bring out the stupid in people. Airplanes, drive-through windows and any form of public transportation are common stupidity trigger spots. I don’t know why, but whenever people’s bodies are supposed be moving faster, their.

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Voter's Anonymous Is Setting Up Shop

By Lisa Earle McLeod www.forgetperfect.com Strap on your engines, and let the mudslinging begin. The fight for the oval office has begun. Is it just me, or are you, too, tired of all the grandstanding? During the last round of finger pointing, I watched as half the country convinced themselves.

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Voter’s Anonymous Is Setting Up Shop

By Lisa Earle McLeod www.forgetperfect.com Strap on your engines, and let the mudslinging begin. The fight for the oval office has begun. Is it just me, or are you, too, tired of all the grandstanding? During the last round of finger pointing, I watched as half the country convinced themselves.

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My Super Spoiled Sixteen: TV Doesn't Lie

By Lisa Earle McLeod www.forgetperfect.com “This is a total nightmare. The flowers are the wrong shade of papaya, the dwarf missed his entrance cue and now the band’s security detail is blocking my entrance to the stage.” The First Lady sweating the details of this state dinner? A bridezilla agonizing.

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Suburban Angst Behind The White Picket Fence

By Lisa Earle McLeod www.forgetperfect.com What did you want to be when you grew up? If you were like many little girls who bought into the June Cleaver myth, you probably spent more time thinking about where you were going to live than what you were actually going to do..

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