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Noble Purpose Newsletter

It Came Upon a Midnight Buffet Table

It Came Upon a Midnight Buffet Table By Lisa Earle McLeod www.forgetperfect.com Let the gluttony begin. ’Tis the season of sin.  Other families may engage in meaningful religious rituals, but my family is whooping it up at the church of the holy drumstick. Why settle for a single sip of.

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Holiday Hints for a Happy Wife

Holiday Hints for a Happy Wife By Lisa Earle McLeod www.forgetperfect.com A chubby guy sops up his bloody nose with a red lace thong. A young groom tries to hide the sparkly, white hand-held mixer jutting from his ear. And a middle-aged man pushing a vacuum cleaner appears to have.

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Forget Perfect Holidays

Forget Perfect Holidays A Three Part Guide to Surviving the Holidays Without Getting Fat, Going Broke or Having Your Wife Throw Egg Nog in Your Face Catch Lisa on Good Morning America – Pressure to Create the Perfect HolidayRead the article and click the TV to watch the clip!.

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Libido Thieves Ransack Suburbs

Libido Thieves Ransack Suburbs By Lisa Earle McLeod www.forgetperfect.com I’ve lost my libido and I’m not quite sure where I left it. I had it during high school. I didn’t always know what to do with it, but I sure as heck knew it was there. It was a constant.

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Tiara Untarnished Thanks To Trump

Tiara untarnished thanks to Trump By Lisa Earle McLeod www.forgetperfect.com Do flat abs and sparkly teeth make you a role model? Isn’t it a bit bizarre that we judge bikini-clad beauty contestants on their moral values? And that Donald Trump, a man who trades in his wife every 10 years,.

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Moral Mandates Revealed In Regression Analysis

Moral mandates revealed in regression analysis By Lisa Earle McLeod www.forgetperfect.com What do Jesus and a University of Chicago economist have in common? They both believe in the freeing power of the truth. Just as Jesus called upon would be stone throwers to examine their own lives, rogue economist Steven.

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Does Revenge Halt The Hatred?

Does revenge halt the hatred? By Lisa Earle McLeod www.forgetperfect.com Ding-dong, the witch is dead. Let the joyous news be spread. There’s something vindictively satisfying about seeing an evil one finally get what they deserve. But these days, it’s not Munchkins celebrating the death of a wicked woman with green.

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Can Treats Make A Man Behave?

Can treats make a man behave? By Lisa Earle McLeod www.forgetperfect.com Can a woman train a man to behave the way she wants him to? People, mostly female people, often say that men are pigs and that they behave like barnyard animals no matter what you do. This commentary is.

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Mrs. Mom – Trials of a Reluctant Housewife

Mrs. Mom – Trials of a Reluctant Housewife By Lisa Earle McLeod www.forgetperfect.com I’m a housewife again. And I’m even worse at this job than I was the first time I did it. After a three-year stint of manning the home front while he looked for a business, my husband.

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Bambi Seeks Mr. Big – The Tawdry World of Natural Selection Speed Dating

Bambi seeks Mr. Big – the tawdry world of Natural Selection Speed Dating By Lisa Earle McLeod www.forgetperfect.com The official verdict is in. Rich men want great-looking women, and gorgeous women prefer wealthy men. At least that’s the premise behind Natural Selection Speed Dating, the tackiest thing to hit the.

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