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Relationships

Why I'm De-Friending My Husband On Facebook

Welcome to the new world, where the popularity contest called life is judged electronically and you can be shunned with the click of a mouse. It’s official, I’m a loser. My daughter refuses to friend me on Facebook. Yes, I am one of the grown-ups who’s making Facebook uncool..

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Singing The Botox Blues

Singing the Botox blues By Lisa Earle McLeod www.forgetperfect.com My hairdresser got breast implants and I’ve got the gray hair to show for it. Actually, it wasn’t her new D cups that left me looking like the Wicked Witch of the West. It was having the fat sucked out of.

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Words Matter More Than You Think

Words matter more than you think By Lisa Earle McLeod www.forgetperfect.com “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.” Whoever said that probably never had a parent call them stupid. They probably also never knew the pain of having their boss publicly denounce them as.

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Holiday Hints for a Happy Wife

Holiday Hints for a Happy Wife By Lisa Earle McLeod www.forgetperfect.com A chubby guy sops up his bloody nose with a red lace thong. A young groom tries to hide the sparkly, white hand-held mixer jutting from his ear. And a middle-aged man pushing a vacuum cleaner appears to have.

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Forget Perfect Holidays

Forget Perfect Holidays A Three Part Guide to Surviving the Holidays Without Getting Fat, Going Broke or Having Your Wife Throw Egg Nog in Your Face Catch Lisa on Good Morning America – Pressure to Create the Perfect HolidayRead the article and click the TV to watch the clip!.

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Libido Thieves Ransack Suburbs

Libido Thieves Ransack Suburbs By Lisa Earle McLeod www.forgetperfect.com I’ve lost my libido and I’m not quite sure where I left it. I had it during high school. I didn’t always know what to do with it, but I sure as heck knew it was there. It was a constant.

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Does Revenge Halt The Hatred?

Does revenge halt the hatred? By Lisa Earle McLeod www.forgetperfect.com Ding-dong, the witch is dead. Let the joyous news be spread. There’s something vindictively satisfying about seeing an evil one finally get what they deserve. But these days, it’s not Munchkins celebrating the death of a wicked woman with green.

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Can Treats Make A Man Behave?

Can treats make a man behave? By Lisa Earle McLeod www.forgetperfect.com Can a woman train a man to behave the way she wants him to? People, mostly female people, often say that men are pigs and that they behave like barnyard animals no matter what you do. This commentary is.

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Mrs. Mom – Trials of a Reluctant Housewife

Mrs. Mom – Trials of a Reluctant Housewife By Lisa Earle McLeod www.forgetperfect.com I’m a housewife again. And I’m even worse at this job than I was the first time I did it. After a three-year stint of manning the home front while he looked for a business, my husband.

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Bambi Seeks Mr. Big – The Tawdry World of Natural Selection Speed Dating

Bambi seeks Mr. Big – the tawdry world of Natural Selection Speed Dating By Lisa Earle McLeod www.forgetperfect.com The official verdict is in. Rich men want great-looking women, and gorgeous women prefer wealthy men. At least that’s the premise behind Natural Selection Speed Dating, the tackiest thing to hit the.

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